Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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