so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
