toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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