My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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