I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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