just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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