Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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