Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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