is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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