If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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