My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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