I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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