So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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