They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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