I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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