Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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