You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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