Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I party with great urgency now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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