That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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