you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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