some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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