She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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