Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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