normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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