would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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