just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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