would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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