I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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