You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
tell me about the fingering
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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