my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Small penises have feelings too.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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