I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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