R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she looked like the before picture.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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