I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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