If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
