I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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