I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
whose parrot is this?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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