did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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