tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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