I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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