She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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