She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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