Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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