we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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