She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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