Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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