Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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