I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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