So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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