at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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