Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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