no you cant smoke seaweed
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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